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I escaped the mafia!

Friend, WOW… Thank God! And Thank YOU! After seeing “the love” that you guys sent… Uncle Tony decided to let me out of the trunk of his stinky old black cadillac. Thank the Lord! Anyways — I’ve made “special arrangements” with Tony and the rest of his crew. BECAUSE I AM TONY. Yup — it …

I Killed Uncle Tony Joke

Hey guitarists, I just killed the “Uncle Tony” joke. It was a bad joke anyways and I’m blaming Virtuwul for giving me the bad advice to do it. At first, I thought it was kind of a good idea because I wanted to make you an offer you can’t refuse. Nuff said. Anyway, here’s the …

Video: Bada-bing! Bada-boom!

Hey Friend, It’s Uncle Tony here and I’ve got a really important video to share with you… It will only take 1 minute of your time and maybe you’ll be able to help Claude’s butt… https://www.claudejohnson.com/blog/?p=42 What are you waiting for? Go check out my killer 1 minute video before I send Guido over to …

Claude Johnson kidnapped by the mob…

Hey Friend! Badabing! Badaboom! I just threw Claude Johnson’s stringy butt into the back of my ’79 Cadillac. You see… my friends call me “Tony” and I’m the kind of guy who “makes offers you can’t refuse”. I recently met Claude Johnson at a bar and when I heard he was launching a new business …

I’m scared crapless…

Friend, Right now — I’m scared. I don’t know if I’ve ever been this freaked out. A few nights ago, I was hanging out at a bar and I met this “dark italian dude” who calls himself “Tony”. And Tony seemed friendly… TOO friendly. When I told him I’m about to launch a new site …

Sharing Hendrix with Dad

Friend, Hope your weekend is going well. I thought I’d just share a quick story with you. Last weekend, I took a drive with my father from Philly to Washington DC, where my brother lives. We were dropping off my little niece Sara. Sara is now 19 months old… I can’t believe it. Time keeps …

Last Chance For Fusion Chops

Hi Friend, I hope you’ve been enjoying the fusion package. It’s one of my personal favorites as far as fun and effective guitar practice. What’s that you say? You didn’t grab your copy yet? Well, what are you waiting for? The promo with the free shipping ends tomorrow…And the price might go up too… So …