I love Santa and everything else about
But — for the last few years I wake up
on the 25th and there’s no gifts from Santa.
Maybe he’s just too busy to deliver?
Maybe I’ve been too naughty…
OR…Maybe he got too fat and couldn’t fit down the chimney 🙂
So, I decided to take on Santa this year
and kick his rump!
Well, sadly i couldn’t locate any reindeer that
were willing to fly me to your house.
However, I did the next best thing:
I got you a DEEP DISCOUNT WHOLESALE price
on a great package.
Go check out this page now for more details.
Ho ho ho,
“Santa” Claude Johnson
P.S. Make sure to check out this page
immediately. I’ve only got 45 units.
That’s all I’ve got in the warehouse.
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